How to confuse/impress your client?

Do you want to impress or confuse clients or Vice versa ? Use Techno vocabulary. It can be called the “Buzzword” writing method.  It is simple.

There are three columns of words involved, as follows:

0. Balanced            0. Management             0. contingency
1. total                    1. Organization               1. Hardware (or software)
2. integrated          2. reciprocal                   2. projection
3. compatible         3. monitored                  3. time-frame
4. synchronized     4. digital                         4. concept
5. optimal               5. modular                     5. programming
6. responsive         6. transitional                6. mobility
7. functional           7. Incremental              7. capability
8. parallel               8. third-generation       8. flexibility
9. systemized       9. policy                           9. options

Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding Buzzwords
from the above grid, e.g., 257: “integrated modular capability”. Don’t
worry if it doesn’t make sense to you; it  won’t  mean anything to
anyone else either, but they’ll think you’re  just  smarter than they
are so they won’t say anything!! ..

You can propose “systemized reciprocal options” (929) to achieve
“optimal transitional flexibility” (568), so that we can think  of  an
“integrated monitored projection” .

I found this article very useful for Software  Engineers in time to time . Making it available for the readers and myself.

Jeswin Augustine

I 'm a computer science graduate from Karunya University and I 'm a developer/designer. Born and brought up in India, I have worked with clients all around the globe.This blog serves as an informal and unorganized repository of things I ’ve worked on in my free time. It is mostly about programming for the web and sometimes for desktop application.

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